As utterly gobsmacked as I am by these Prospective Flow K-410 Sashiko Trousers, I know I can’t wear them. Are they some of the most beautiful, most perfect trousers I’ve ever seen? Yes. Are they made (in LA) out of an unheard of cotton sashiko twill? You betcha. And do they have a great comfortably-tapered fit that can be worn everyday, completely under-the-radar and unappreciated by the uninitiated? Indeedy. But, the second I slip them on: KAPOW! Splooge all over them. And I just don’t need to be messing up a pair of $205 pants like that.

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