When I first caught a glimpse of this Ultralight Freeshell from Outlier I just about fainted, because I realized it would bring me one step closer to achieving my lifelong dream of becoming a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. The perfect piece of summer outerwear, it’s made in the US from a Swiss woven fabric that’s super lightweight, so it won’t wear me down when I’m chasing foot soldiers, repels rain, so it’ll keep me dry even in the sewer, and super flexible, so it won’t get in my way when I go head-to-head with Shredder. I’m basically Raphael with this thing, just hand me those twin sai.

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