Y’all know that I have no qualms about wearing clothing that people with no fashion sense may deem “feminine,” because A) those peoples’ opinions mean absolutely nothing to me and B) my ultimate goal is to have the perfect balance of masculinity and bad bitch energy. And that perfect balance is physically emanating from this Naissance Flower Pattern Shirt Jacket, which is made in Japan from a lightweight poly-cotton blend and has a super unique and vibrant exploding floral pattern. I can already see the eyes widening on the ignoble walking flip-flops, as they ask themselves “what am I doing wrong?” Everything, bro-dog. Everything. Get it for 30% off at No Man Walks Alone.

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