I am a huge proponent of things that are permanent. Glue. Sharpies. Tattoos. Marriage. If I have to be attached to it for life, sign me the fuck up. Kestin Hare’s Osprey Chinos are made in the UK out of mid-weight cotton twill, and have a perfect rise, slim leg, and permanent crease. So why aren’t these on my body right now? Didn’t you hear me say I like permanent things? Well, I’m beginning to think you didn’t since – as I type this – these are still not in my possession. Permanently. Whatever, I’ll just pay the $125 sale price, since we all know money is not permanent.

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