So, it turns out that “hand-framing” means using a knitting machine that’s controlled by “hand or foot power,” but rather than what, though? Speech control? Eye-sight control (like Stephen Hawking’s chair)? Mind control?!?! How the hell else would the knitting machine be controlled? Wait, I’m getting word that the machines don’t use electricity. Oooooh, now I get it; hand or foot power, rather than power power. Anyway, I guess I should probably talk about these 15A Hand Framed Shetland Crew Knits from Inverallan now. They’re nice, and hand-framed (in Scotland) from 100% pure new wool, and they’re reasonably priced, and you can get ’em at END, and there you have it.

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