Do you remember when you were a child and you were so innocent and pure and beyond reproach? And then you grew up and became immoral and corrupt and just a general piece of shit? Go back to your guiltless youth with a pair of these Industry of All Nations Ponja Drawstring Shorts. Made in India from locally grown organic cotton, they come in a chaste and virtuous undyed color, as well as two shades of blue (which are made by dipping the undyed ones into vats of natural indigo). And while they may not absolve you of your sins, these $85 shorts will at least hide them well.

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