I bet the name of this sweater conjures up a lot of shitty elementary school memories for some of you. But even if your glasses were a constant source of ridicule back then, these Four Eyes Sweaters from Howlin’ by Morrison will have you looking and feeling great now. Made in Scotland out of shaggy, Shetland wool, they’re the perfect thing to wear when you show up unannounced at your former bully’s janitor job, kick over his fly-ridden slop bucket, and yell, “how’s this for four eyes, bitch!?!” Whew, sorry, things just got real there.

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