I heard quite possibly the dumbest sports take today: Max Kellerman, of ESPN’s First Take, said that track is not really a sport and is only a “fall back plan” for those who don’t succeed in football or basketball. Can you believe this knob? In response to this outrageous claim, I’ve decided to pick up a pair of these GREI. Track Shorts, to stand in solidarity with my fellow athletes. Made here in the US, these ’70s-inspired cotton ripstop or cotton linen shorts have a relaxed fit with a cut above the knee for supreme breathability; something every real athlete needs. And as a real athlete, not like that little bitch, Kellerman, I’m willing to go the distance – which in this case, is actually purchasing these shorts for 40% off.

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