I’m not panicking about summer being over and it getting really, really cold here in Iowa and relentlessly snowing and my son being around snotty, flu-filled kids for six straight months. No way. Fuck you, stop pressing me about it, OK?! At least I can pretend there is a transitional period with one of these great Engineered Garments Madison Parkas. Made in the good ol’ US of A out of heavyweight cotton canvas and equipped with a drawstring hood and hem to keep the cold out, that evil bitch. I DARE her to try to sneak up on me within the next two months and I SWEAR TO FUCKING GO-OK, sorry. I’m cool. Good thing I have these to help me get through this tough time.

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