Santa can’t be messing around on peoples’ roofs in some white slippers. Them shits don’t have any traction, and they won’t keep his feet warm either. He should get himself a pair of these Danner Mountain Trail Boots. The’ve got a leather lining for superior coziness, Danner’s 650 EE last to fit his fat-ass feet, and a Vibram Gumlite outsole, which is light as a feather, but will still keep him from slipping and falling onto the Tahoe in the driveway. And now that they’re almost $100 off at Gentry, good ol’ St. Nick can step up his good ol’ St. style on the cheap.

For price and purchase info, visit Gentry.