Yes, I understand that $175 ON SALE is still a lot of coin for a pair of shorts. But these absolutely sensational Chimala Drawstring Jacquard Shorts are well worth blowing your financial load on. Made in Japan of a lightweight cotton with a phenomenal jacquard weave, and a nice long drawstring to dangle-lang, the breeziness of these is perfect for the hellish hot we will seemingly have until November. Which is bad for news for the planet, but good news for you getting your money’s worth. Plus, just think of all the others you’ll make bust their loads when they see you in these bad boys.

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