Brad and I were talking earlier about his son’s teething, which there is only one solution to that I am aware of: whiskey. Put a little bit on their gums, and if that doesn’t do the trick, then pour yourself a shot. And since teething is a 24/7 thing, you’ll need a place to inconspicuously stash your fifth of Jack while you’re out of the house, like these ripstop nylon Bleu De Paname Waist Bags. We know that your travel whiskey is just for your kid, but others won’t, so cop one of these for 30% off to keep your teething remedy concealed.

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