I’m going to be 100 with you: if you are above a size 11, these beautiful Birkenstock Londons are not for you. I wanted to go full Daiki Suzuki with my style, and tried on a pair, but they looked super-silly on my size 12 clodhoppin’ feet. That said, the enclosed silhouette of the London let’s you go all Shibuya on people when you can’t wear the classic open-toe clogs because your work is run by Nazi sadists. So, size 11 and below, here is an office-friendly edition to the quirky Japanese-inspired section of your wardrobe.

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