Have you guys seen the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie? It’s actually pretty dope. You know I’ve always wanted to be a Ninja Turtle, but I lack a couple of the main attributes. However, with this Light Shell Parka from Battenwear, I could be the American-made, snap-buttoned, floral-laden chambray shelled one named Caravaggio. I’ll finally get to fight crime with my pizza loving, mutant brothers and it’ll only cost me $212 on sale at Independence. Cowabunga #menswear.

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