These Battenwear Active Lazy Pants are available now at END. And as nice as these US-made, relaxed fit, 100% cotton jawnz are, all I can think about is a pair of them sitting on their couch, staring into the abyss of a blindingly bright computer screen, internally screaming because they don’t have the willpower to get up to grab the remote control to turn the TV off while they try to write a silly blog post about pants, so an old episode of Ducktales continues to blare in the background with Scrooge McDuck just quacking his ass off. Those are some lazy pants, and that scenario is not at all based on my current reality whatsoever. Oh, also, can someone let me borrow $219?

For price and purchase info, visit End Clothing.