Man, I always wished I was a painter. Not because I want to create beautiful art, but because painters always look so damn cool in their splattered clothes. Fortunately for me, this US-made Sam Francis Shirt from AXS Folk Technology is hand-dyed to give it a painterly look, so I can still dress the part, even if the only brush I know how to handle is a toothbrush. And, it’s on sale at Wittmore, so you starving artists can afford one too.

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