In an effort to raise funds for his 2020 reelection campaign *shudder*, Donald Trump is now selling the most swagless merch boxes ever, for the low, low price of $69 a month.
Aimed at his most ardent supporters, the limited edition subscription boxes will be stocked with “exclusive and vintage Donald J. Trump merchandise,” including t-shirts, bumper stickers, buttons, mugs and, presumably, an expired coupon for an also-expired package of Trump Steaks. And, the service is reportedly going to be called “The Big League Box,” which, if nothing else, let’s the world know that he’s been saying “big league” and not “bigly” all this time.
So, again, just to reiterate: the leader of the free world — who’s presently dealing with an unprecedented administrative crisis after a week where he essentially shoved 60 years of global relations aside like they were the president of Montenegro — wanting to raise money for a distant re-election campaign, pointed at the middling success of Birchbox and was just like, “That.” And now, it’s being sold to actual grownups with working credit cards in present-day America.
But here we are. Covfefe, amiright?
