With these Japanese-made, solid brass Key Chains from Tiny Formed you can carry your keys in (or on) the back of your pants, like a normal person. Or, in (or on) the front of your pants, like someone who enjoys getting banged in the nuts by their keys all day. Seriously, though? The front? Do you also keep your wallet in your shirt’s chest pocket?

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