I am the king of “why the FUCK didn’t I think of that?!?” Cronuts. Snapchat. All things I should’ve come up with before they got poppin’. And now, there’s The Jean Hanger. Made from a solid piece of beech wood, this simple doohicky saves any pair of denim size 22 to 44 from creases, wrinkles, and your dusty-ass floor (seriously, you need to vacuum). And it looks cool too. I’m devastated I’m not banking off this idea, but I’ll support it, because I need some goddamn order in my life.

For price and purchase info, visit The Jean Hanger’s Kickstarter page.