My wife and I attended a wedding in Branson, MO this past weekend, and had a grand ol’ time. But I keep thinking about what could’ve been had I been wearing one of these new Jackets from The Hill-Side. Would the droves of women throwing themselves at me and my NYC-made, slim fit, patch pocketed blazer finally have convinced my wife to go in on a threesome? Probably not. But I would have been closer to one than ever before, and that’s something, right? Make a threesome an almost possibility for yourself for $396 – $506 at Hickoree’s.

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