I would like to talk to whoever at The Silted Company came up with the name for these incredible Coffin Trousers. I think most people would agree that Italian-made cropped trousers with a tapered leg and drawstring waist (with beads!) are fire, and that they don’t particularly want to lie dead in them??? On the other hand, they do look comfortable enough to take my last breath in, so if I’m gonna go out… you know what I mean? I think I’m gonna pick up a pair or two (while avoiding the shoes East Dane styled with them, yuck) and hope I don’t perish too soon after – but I’ll be stylish AF if I do.

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