Growing up in the D.C. area, I can’t tell you how many times I got approached by dudes on the street with an unlined trench coat full of stolen and/or counterfeit goods, looking to sell me shit. Now that I’m older, I’m thinking about getting into the same business. And this US-made, garment-dyed, $275 Save Khaki Twill Trench looks like the perfect thing to showcase my fake Beanie Babies and holographic Pokemon cards. So, if you’re in the market for either, I can cut you a deal. Just use the code words, “nice coat, bro.”

For price and purchase info, visit Save Khaki.