Ugh. Guys, I am absolutely dreading trying to get back to “summer weight.” I’m still at “stuffed-my-face-prior-to-hibernation” weight, and I can’t bear to be be seen with this beerpizzacheesecake gut of mine. Then again, I could just get one of these new Sahara Waxed Macs from Represent and skip the workouts. Made in the UK out of lightweight waxed cotton, it’s the perfect summer layer to hide my grotesque figure. And it’ll only run me $213, though I should probably be spending that on a trainer. But where’s the fun in that?

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