According to Wikipedia, Portugal was one of the first countries in the world to abolish the death penalty, legally recognize same-sex marriage, and fully decriminalize all drugs. So, pretty much the ultimate vacation destination. These Portuguese Flannel Button Downs fit great, come in a bevy of patterns / colors, and cost $125 a pop. Not quite as exciting as doing legal drugs while getting gay-married and not being executed, but, a helluva lot cheaper than a plane ticket, so let’s call them the next best thing.

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