This may sound weird, but Portland General Store’s new Wilder Cologne smells like the man I hope to one day be. Like, this is the cologne the cool grandpa who taught you that card trick that you’ll no doubt teach your own kids one day, would wear. Hand-blended in small batches, it’s made from a mix of organic alcohol, CO2, absolutes, and essential oils, and has notes of Pipe Tobacco, Scottish Wool, Mahogany, and Sandalwood. I put some on this morning, and it’s already making me a better person. At least, smell-wise.

For price and purchase info, visit Portland General Store.