I can’t grow a beard. I would if I could, but I actually, physically, cannot. And as if I didn’t already feel bad enough about that, Portland General Store had to go and come out with this awesome Black Fly Beard Oil. Not only does it smell great, it’s also specially formulated to repel insects. Wait – do beards attract insects? Really? Oh, well I guess I’m glad I can’t grow one then. But it looks like I can still use this stuff to keep bugs away, even without a potential spider nest on my fast. So that’s kind of a win-win.

For price and purchase info, visit Portland General Store.