Every time I wear cropped trousers, some knucklehead always has to ask if I’m “getting ready for a flood?” Well you know what? Yes. I am getting ready a flood. The one the swag Gods are going to unleash on all you unstylish and unprepared plebeians. And I will be like Noah with these Workcloth Crops from Outlier, which are made in NYC out of a stretchy yet sturdy doubleweave canvas, and have a fit that’s loose up top and tapered and cropped on the bottom. I can’t wait to see you all crying like little babies when the bottoms of your normal length pants are soaking wet.

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