I know, I know; cropped trousers are right on the edge of Euro-trash / international soccer stud, but Outlier’s new Ultralight Crops stymy the stigmas. Made in the USA for hot-ass days when you aren’t feeling shorts, the pants are crafted from a super lightweight, doubleweave, four-way stretch fabric that’ll simultaneously keep you cool and protect your milky thighs from the harmful sun’s rays. And they look damn good if you have the balls to try and pull them off. And I am all balls. Just filled to the brim with ’em.

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