When I read “wide boat neckline” in the description of these Orcival Long Sleeve Tees, I immediately thought that “boat neck” would be a great derogatory nickname for someone. “Oh, you like my shirt? Yea, it’s made in France from thick jersey knit cotton, ya ol’ boat neck ass bitch.” Then I’d throw on my shades and walk away without looking back. Get ’em at Unionmade for $88, and armor yourself with some dope new slander.

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