Have you ever swam in a pool filled with American-made cotton trail socks? No? Well guess what motherfucker, now you can, because at only $8 a pair, you can totally afford to fill a hot tub, above ground, or even olympic sized with these new Oak Street Bootmakers joints. Swim in indigo joints. Burnt red joints. Oat joints. Or, I guess you could wear ’em too, but I would rather backstroke in them shits.

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