Holy shit, you guys, these Star Master Sneakers from Novesta are handmade in the EU, have cotton canvas uppers and natural rubber soles, come in a buttload of colors, and – here’s the kicker (pun very much intended) – they only cost $62 a pair. SIXTY. TWO. I’m assuming all of you just scrolled to the bottom of the post to click the buy link, so I’m going to stop writing now.

For price and purchase info, visit Oi Polloi.