These UK-made ‘Napes Pack’ Sneakers from New Balance are named after Napes Needle, a popular death trap climbing rock in England. Of course, I don’t think you’d actually want to wear these if you were going to try and climb it. But if you did, their suede uppers, ripstop overlays, and supportive ENCAP soles would definitely keep you comfortable during the ascent. And if you looked down, the brightly colored mountain graphics would be a welcome distraction from the staggering distance between you and the ground. And if you were to slip and fall, well, these shoes couldn’t do anything for your. But at least you’d go out in some snazzy looking sneakers. Get ’em for 35% off.

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