When I was in elementary school I had a teacher who called farting “breaking wind.” Now, almost 30 years later, I still giggle every time I see the word windbreaker. Like it’s the name of some farting superhero; The Windbreaker. Can’t you picture him? With his cape forever flapping in the wind? And his sidekick, The Cheese Knife? Anyway, these Mollusk Windbreakers are made in California out of brushed cotton canvas, have raglan sleeves and patch pockets, and cost $150 a pop.

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