Swamp crotch is no joke. In just a few short months, a straight up epidemic will ensue as swamp crotch season comes into full swing. So put away your belt-needing, heavy-fabric’d, grundle-grabbin’ winter trou and welcome these Manual Alphabet Easy Thai Pants into your life. Made in Japan from airy cotton poplin, they have a relaxed thigh that tapers down, and an elastic waistband with a drawstring – aka the Tranquil Taint Trifecta™. The $207 price tag is nothing compared to how good you’ll feel, and Blue Button Shop has your fix.

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