All due propers to Patagonia for fathering the Short Dad Shorts™ trend with their Baggies. HOWEVER *Extremely Stephen A. Smith voice* Our Legacy’s Drape Trunks are for those who want a fashion-forward short without a mountainous patch tellin’ errybody the brand. These are made in Portugal out of “bullet nylon” which sounds fashion AF and have the drapey-ness a bad bitch like you deserves. Basically, these are Avant Garde Baggies™. And now they’re 40% off at the best shop out there, Need Supply. *Stephen A. screams as he rips his shirt off and bites a scorpions tail off* THESE ARE PREPOSTEROUSLY POSH.

For price and purchase info, visit Need Supply.