You know what they say about a guy with big feet, right? He can’t wear Japanese sneakers. These Kato’ x Moonstar Sneakers are made in Japan, have canvas uppers and rubber soles, and only cost $85. Unfortunately, the largest size they come in is a Japanese 27, which is an American 9. So I guess that means all of us with larger than 9 feet will just have to take solace in the fact people most assume we have larger than average genitals. Although I’d rather have a pair of these sneakers, if I’m being honest.

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