You ever hear that “Gore-tex equals more sex?” No? Well, it’s a fact. And if you don’t believe me, just check out this Gore-Tex Parka from Junya Watanabe’s most recent Comme Des Garçons collection. A classic fishtail that’s made in Portugal from technical Gore-tex nylon, it’ll give the wearer the utmost confidence that A) they’ll be protected from the elements and B) they’ll look like a million bucks. And what does that kind of confidence get you? You guessed it: humpin’. And you’ll have more money in your pocket for after, since the jacket’s 40% off at Rail. Go forth and do the damn thing, my son.

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