Am I the only one who thinks all “clever” t-shirts are actually just the Dunning-Kruger effect in poly-cotton form? “YOLO”, “I’m with stupid”, any pro-drug propaganda, all of it screams, “I make poor life choices.” Which is why it’s better to stick with basics like these logo- and phrase-free tees from Jomers. Not only are they made responsibly in Peru from 100% Pima cotton, the solids and stripes are only $12-$14 a pop, which is a smart price to pay for a much better first impression.

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