Remember the first time your girl farted in front of you? It was like the softest, cutest thing ever, right? Well these Jamieson’s Brushed Lambswool Sweaters are the physical embodiment of that moment. Spun, dyed and knit in the legendary Shetland Isles, these 100% brushed wool crewnecks are just as soft and sweet as that adorable, relationship-defining poot. But unlike your girl’s gassy butt, these $113 beauts will only get better with age.

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