In case you haven’t already heard, I was recently verified on Twitter. And now that I’m officially famous, I’m gonna need some new sunglasses to help conceal my identity when I’m out in public. These Handmade Acetate ones from The Hill-Side are crafted in Japan out of lightweight and durable natural acetate, and they’re now 40% off. The off-white ones are my favorite, but they’d probably draw too much attention, so I think I’ll go with one of the three darker colors. Sometimes, when you’re famous, you just have to make sacrifices like that. No pictures, please.

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