LOL @ me for even thinking about clothing that’s “lightweight” or “unlined” right now, but here I am ogling these new Engineered Garments Light Parkas with a twinkle in my eye and a boner in my pants. Made in NYC, the 100% nylon jackets, with their raglan shoulders and hand-warmer pockets, are perfect to ring in the new season – whenever the hell it actually gets here. END has them in red and a vibrant yellow for $285, so calm that raging pant-tent with one right now.

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