I really want a pair of these US-made, 10 oz. microfleece Campfire Pants from Edgevale. But I know that if I got some, my wife would steal them. Like, the second she saw them. Even if I was wearing them at the time. She’d rip ’em off me, throw ’em on herself, and leave me standing there cold, pant-less, and alone (like pretty much every other night, actually). On the upside, the pants are only $99 – so I guess I can just order two pairs. But I should probably check and see which of the three colors she wants first.

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