A few things I want to talk about here. 1) Dr. Collectors sounds like a Marvel villain and is a little scary. 2) Their USMC Dropcrotch Pants are only moderately dropcrotch-ed and will actually offer a nice break for your giblets in warmer weather. And 3) these shits are made in the USA out of either Japanese fabrics or repurposed army sleeping bags. So, that makes the score a perfect 3-0 in their favor, which means I have to pick up at least one pair from Gentry. As a man, and for my family.

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