I was just watching this really stupid show on HGTV about tiny houses. Like, WTF is up with these people? I do not want to poop that close to where I bake brownies. What if I get them confused? This Death to Tennis Hooded Jacket would make a much better place to live. It’s 100% nylon so I won’t boil, but I won’t freeze either. It’s got an asymmetrical zipper and velcro closure, as well as velcro cuffs, to keep the elements out. This thing is totally sweet enough to reside in. And guess what? You can poop anywhere. Just, like, not in/on the jacket. Get it for 30% off at C’H’C’M’.

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