Literally every time I wear my belted cardigan, some knucklehead asks me if it’s a bath robe. And I’m like, do you even Fashion!?! I can only imagine what those plebs would say about these Mild Coats from Coltesse. Made in the EU, the 100% wool coats have a removable waist-tie, for those times you want to turn your cozy up to 11. They also have a concealed placket and front patch pockets – two of this guy’s favorite details. I dare a motherfucker to say some sideways shit whilst I’m wearing one of these diddies, because I will slap them down (verbally, that is). Get ‘em for 30% off right meow.

For price and purchase info, visit Coltesse.