According to Urban Dictionary, a “creeper” is a socially awkward lurker with a staring problem. But these Army Crepe-ers from France’s Centre Commercial are not only socially acceptable, they’re socially responsible, environmentally friendly, and damned handsome to boot. With uppers and interiors made from veg-tanned Brazilian leather, and sustainably-harvested Amazonian rubber used for the soles, there’s no question that these crepe-ers are keepers (sorry, couldn’t help myself).

For price and purchase info, visit Centre Commercial.