I’ve never been into red. Probably because of all the tales of gang violence I heard growing up – even though I lived in the safest part of Fairfax County, VA. Now I live in the safest part of Des Moines, IA and I’m pretty sure I’d be okay if I decided to pick up this No Brainer Club Jacket from Brain Dead. But if I did get run up on, I’d just tell them it’s a poly-cotton twill jacket with a corduroy collar, that’s made in the U.S. and comes with groovy sew-on patches, and I’m really harmless, and I have a child, and please don’t hurt me. That should work, right?

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