For a store that’s named after a punk band from the 1980s, Oi Polloi sure does use a lot of un-punk words and phrases in their product descriptions. Case in point, these Beams Plus Band Collar Shirts are described as “nifty” and “mighty-fine.” Although, to be fair, the Japanese-made shirts, with their quarter plackets, single chest pockets, side gussets, and eponymous band collars are very much those things. But there’s gotta be a more badass way of saying it.

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