I hate to say it, but the better looking you are, the worse of an attitude you can get away with having. Like, for example, even if these minimalist Bags from Milan’s Attitude Supply were total dicks, I’d still want one. Made in Italy by one of the oldest military and outdoor bag manufacturers in the country, they’re crafted from waterproof Cordura nylon, and offer a slew of functional features, like silicon-impregnated nylon linings, padded laptop compartments, 6mm air mesh shoulder straps, waterproof YKK Vislon zippers, and stainless steal hardware. Six styles are available, and prices start at $100 bucks.

For price and purchase info, visit Attitude Supply.