Utile means useful in French, in case you were wondering. So it’s a fitting name for this Utile Coat from Arpenteur, which is made in France out of heavyweight melton wool, and has raglan sleeves, two corduroy lined front pockets and oversized buttons. Arpenteur’s all like, “it’s not utility, it’s utile, take it or leave it but you’ll take it because it looks fire and that’s really all you care about you materialistic, narcissistic fuck” and you know what? I feel that and I respect it. I, too, respect that it’s 40% off, which is certainly utile to my broke ass.

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